Gang,

I'm sure you all got your special email from Trikke Tech today offering The Roadster.

WOW that video is just drool-a-riffic.

It shows The Roadster in all it's glory.
Dust cloud, dirt spritzing, muscled stops. Oh, yeah, I'm cool.

What 'tis?

Ain't no toy.

Dis be ma tight, no bull, stone crushing, kickass ride.

I'm seven feet tall. So move aside squirrelly types. I'm carving lawns, and the trees are my pylons.

Stairs? Curbs? Phihhhh!......schmerbs! They're play-bumps now.

Uphill? Ooooooo.......Muscling the traction, putting down a sharp grunt and ......... hallelujah ! ! ! NO SLIPPING ! ! !

Deep carving? U-betcha! Better get me some elbow pads. I'll want to be "out-rigged," for when I'm scraping my elbow along the ground for stability as I smoke around a corner with all three tires screaming at the edge of traction.

And I WILL LEARN TO DO THAT TRIUMPHANT SPIN ON THE BACK WHEELS AT THE TOP OF ROCKY BALBOA'S HILL!
I ordered.

They cudda charged double.

Edg